"hello i am here to grant you three wi-"
“better cross, more flexibility, stronger muscles”
“DID I STUTTER”
|godric:||i took your advice salazar|
|godric:||about having giant versions of our house animals|
|godric:||i got a 60 foot lion|
|godric:||she's in the grounds right now|
|godric:||look out the window bro|
|salazar:||wait i dont see her|
|godric:||yeah i was lion about the whole thing|
|salazar:||i cant believe i let that pun slytherin to the conversation|
Note to self. Prescription needs may say you’re only likely to experience dizziness and or drowsiness but you should know that actually means forgetfulness, anxiety, bad decision making, and extreme mood swings.
Notice only 20 shades of gray
It’s been proven that women actually have an acute ability to pick up subtle differences in colors
Then I might be a man because I only see like eight colors in all that mess…
thats probably also because like 1/12 men have some sort of color vision deficiency while only 1/255 women do so
This turned out more interesting than I thought it’d be… Wow.
i need to get fucked by something other than my life
180 thousand notes and guess who still hasn’t gotten laid
Your mother did not raise you with a wolf in your chest so you could howl over losing a man.
all i want to do is learn stuff and not have compulsory tests on it
i love learning new stuff
and reading new books
but when i stress myself out to the point where i’m crying because of exams
that kinda takes the fun out of it
do you feel me
this is such a sad thing and i feel it so bad.